Grunky Funk: Music
'merican
(Grunky Funk)
‘merican
My truck gots a 7-inch lift,
Guzzles gas and gives tree-huggers a fit.
I fly the rebel flag, all right,
Fills my white heart with pride and delight.
Work is sparse, but I try real hard,
Hope some day I’m gonna go real far.
Don’t read much, just watch TV,
Mostly Fox and NASCAR on TNT.
So don’t try to change my ways.
Adopt yer lily liberal lays.
And don’t spout yer liberal trash,
Defy God and tax my cash.
My daddy worked all day.
My mommy kept me home for school and play.
Never learned no science or art,
Taught God was right and Darwin a farce.
America is my home,
Stands for justice and freedom.
Don’t want no multi-ethnic mix,
Just us white folk, inbred country hicks.
So don’t try to change my ways.
Adopt yer lily liberal lays.
And don’t spout yer liberal trash,
Defy God and tax my cash.