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Grunky Funk: Music

Real American

(Grunky Funk)
Ode to Sarah Palin (a Real American)

I’m a real American,
Don’t read no books,
No papers no magazines, (just playboy, please)

I’m a real American
Born and bred on
God, guns, and bigotry, (no amnesty please)

Sarah has what I need
A fox who shares my fear of
Queers and shops at sears.
Sarah has what I want
A narrow mind, self-righteous spite
And a bevy of racist friends and peers.

I’m a real American
Don’t need no school
Evilution or biology, (no Dawin, please)

I am a real American
Love war and greed
White race and my Christian creed, (no Muslims, please)

Sarah knows what I need
A fox who shares my fear of
Queers and shops at sears.
Sarah knows what I want
A narrow mind, self-righteous spite
And a bevy of racist friends and peers.

why don’t ya step on in here…solo…that’s what I’m talkin’ about

I’m a real American
a country hick
No coffee sippin’ city slick, (no socialist)

I’m a real American
No New York Jew,
Or hippy Californian, (no communist)

Sarah knows what I need
A fox who shares my fear of
Queers and shops at sears.
Sarah has what I want
A narrow mind, self-righteous spite
And a bevy of racist friends and peers